Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

spine rattler 

Another term for vigorous anal sex. So said because it will shake your spine.

"Hi doll! Do you fancy a spine rattler? Huh?"

spine rattler by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

meatspun 

What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"

meatspun by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

spidering by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

fanny clap 

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.

<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"

fanny clap by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007

n199a

Another way of writing the derogatory term nigga. This often won't get picked up by e-mail blockers and mail scans. Neverthless, it's the old offensive 'N'-word.

Text message: "Yo is a smart n199a"

n199a by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007

ride the Bakerloo Line 

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.

Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"

ride the Bakerloo Line by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007

easy ride

A slag. An easy woman who takes little persuasion to get into bed. Not good looking often.

Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"

easy ride by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007