Definitions by Witless in the Bay

football 

An American pass time where men pile on top of each other while other men watch and cheer them on. It also involves some booty smacking when one man makes a touchdown.

When the quarterback touched the football to the ground and made a touchdown, his teammates ran towards him and jumped on top of him, while his coach smacked his booty on national television.

football by Witless in the Bay December 28, 2007

manktop 

A tank top worn by men to prove their "manliness". Also known as a wife beater.

I was walking down the street the other when I saw some scrawny wannabe ghetto kid wearing a manktop.

manktop by Witless in the Bay December 28, 2007