MSG

What uncultured human doesn't use MSG.

Fun fact: Add some MSG to your kid's vegs, they will love it

Kid: Ewww vegies

You: There is MSG in there
Kid: *starts shoving it into their mouth*

by Wisteria_Succ November 23, 2021

Optometrist

Being an optometrist is interesting, you get to look into people's eyes.
And if you get lucky a hot male or female specimen might come to get their eyes checked.

Optometrist 1: Did you see that hottie over there.
Optometrist 2: Bitch stop checking out the patients and get your ass back to work.

by Wisteria_Succ November 23, 2021