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Bangtox

When you get bangs/fringe instead of botox to hide forehead wrinkles.

“I saw another wrinkle on my forehead...I’m
broke, guess it’s time for bangtox.”

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A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

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