Winston Archibald's definitions

Dustcart

A disgraceful hopeless case or way of being; belongs at a non recycling waste site or in a bin.

I hope he gets the sack he's such a dustcart of a manager!

I cant believe he finessed his way into her knickers considering he dustcarted his way through life!

by Winston Archibald May 3, 2020

Smootherate

To overcome any adversity or minor difficulties with ease.

Ah man I didn't bring my packed lunch to work today but you just smootherated it for me with that ham sandwich!

The way she touched my bleeter I knew she could smootherate me for life.

by Winston Archibald May 3, 2020