Definitions by Winnie The Muthafuckin Pooh

shurg

shurg--an uncontrollable spasm of the shoulders; a seizure-like shrug;

Distinctly resembles Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man on crack, twitching sporadically and muttering nonsense.

Or...another analogy would be Helen Keller having a heart attack inside an insane asylum...

Jon consumed a can of Monster, Red Bull, 5-hour energy, and cocaine all in one sitting. He started to shurg, convulsing wildly on the floor.

shurg by Winnie The Muthafuckin Pooh July 17, 2011

getus 

The shortened version of a "gangster-fetus." An infant who is considered "gangster" the very moment he/she comes out of the womb.

Jon, the father, gave birth to Janna from his getus.

getus by Winnie The Muthafuckin Pooh July 11, 2011