skennard

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.

jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!

by Winglet September 28, 2006

skenlet

those clips that come on commercially packaged bread for the purpose of sealing in the freshness.

a) That dumb fuck rodney just choked to death on a skenlet!
b) Didn't you tell him he was only supposed to eat the bread?!

by Winglet October 04, 2006