2 definitions by Winglet

those clips that come on commercially packaged bread for the purpose of sealing in the freshness.

a) That dumb fuck rodney just choked to death on a skenlet!
b) Didn't you tell him he was only supposed to eat the bread?!

by Winglet October 04, 2006

To rant uncontrollably about a matter/s of next to no importance.

jeez that charlie guy just pulled a skennard, he spent thirty minutes complaining about a slight rise in lego prices!

by Winglet September 28, 2006