Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 04, 2022

Nogan

An Australian slang term that means ‘skull’ or head’. Usually used by adults who are asking kids if their head is okay after they injure themselves.

*Little girl hits head on corner of a door*
Aunty: ‘Oh sweetie! Did you hit your nogan?’
*Little girl nods*
Mum: ‘Here, put an ice pack on your nogan and it will feel better.’

by Willybumweetoe January 29, 2023