Definitions by Willow Whimsy
donut seeds
Whenever you forget the word for Cheerios, you call them donut seeds. They can't actually grow donuts.
"Who spilled Cheerios all over the floor?"
"Oh, is that what you call those little round things? I thought they were called donut seeds"
"You do realize you can't grow donuts on trees, right?"
"Fuck. I really was craving donuts too. Wanna go to Dunkin?"
"Nah man, Krispy Kreme is way better."
"Oh, is that what you call those little round things? I thought they were called donut seeds"
"You do realize you can't grow donuts on trees, right?"
"Fuck. I really was craving donuts too. Wanna go to Dunkin?"
"Nah man, Krispy Kreme is way better."
donut seeds by Willow Whimsy July 8, 2026
Carl
A genuinely sweet, kind and funny person, who's really smart and a good cook to boot.
Basically everything you could want in a relationship.
He checks all the boxes. You're pretty lucky if you ever get to date someone like him.
Basically everything you could want in a relationship.
He checks all the boxes. You're pretty lucky if you ever get to date someone like him.
"Hey, how do you know Carl?"
"He's my boyfriend."
"Really? Wow, youre so lucky. I wish I had someone like that."
"He's my boyfriend."
"Really? Wow, youre so lucky. I wish I had someone like that."
Carl by Willow Whimsy July 8, 2026
cispool
A toxic group of heterosexual cisgender people.
A cispool can be identified by the sheer magnitude of cishets using transphobic and homophobic slurs.
A cispool can be identified by the sheer magnitude of cishets using transphobic and homophobic slurs.
"Wow, those cishets are so toxic. Let's get out of this cispool. I don't think I'll ever get the stench of
bigotry and toxic masculinity out of my clothes."
bigotry and toxic masculinity out of my clothes."
cispool by Willow Whimsy July 2, 2022