Definitions by William Taylor

Gerde 

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

Gerde by William Taylor December 14, 2008

porcupine pricker

A sexual posistion in which a man fucks a girls ass while ripping the girls pussy hairs out stringing the hairs through his teeth while growling. Difficulty: HARD

"I am such a good porcupine pricker I made her bare last night"

porcupine pricker by William Taylor December 1, 2006