2 definitions by William Taylor

A sexual posistion in which a man fucks a girls ass while ripping the girls pussy hairs out stringing the hairs through his teeth while growling. Difficulty: HARD
"I am such a good porcupine pricker I made her bare last night"
by William Taylor December 1, 2006
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A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee
Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.
by William Taylor February 14, 2007
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