Definitions by William J. Abernathy

reverse turtle neck 

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

reverse turtle neck by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023

Zammerdoodle 

I “guy” who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesn’t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.

“What a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy is”

Zammerdoodle by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

Mexican Tea by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018