William J J T's definitions

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

Anal Oxide

Related to the term Anal Leakage, Anal Oxide refers to the ass juices permeated from anal leakage. Heed caution, this acidic binary compound is capable of wearing a hole in your pantaloons.

Geesh, my ass is so sweaty. I hope the anal oxide doesn't burn a hole in my nice new pair of slacks.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Greasy Bitch

A bitch who is greasy.

What the fuck did you say to me you greasy bitch?

I aint got no candy for you, you greasy bitch!

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Fat Shut-In

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.

Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.

by William J J T October 30, 2010