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A female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brain and physique, but is unwilling to allow sexual contact with her hoo ha. Any sexual contact with said region will require a complex devirginization ceremony.
Although she was the most treasured virgin of all the land, no man was willing to complete the rigorous training necessary to deflower the National Treasure.
by William Gary Rosenberg January 16, 2009
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