jisum

A slang term that relates to ejaculation or seamen.

I was wanking this guy off and he jisumed all over me.

I was licking Sarah out and she jisumed in my mouth.
I gave Dave a blow job and had jisum all over me after he shot his load.

by Will Dixon April 01, 2007

Mariupoled

Describing something that has been completely destroyed.

Dude, that chick was so drunk I completely Mariupoled her

by Will Dixon May 07, 2022