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A slang term that relates to ejaculation or seamen.
I was wanking this guy off and he jisumed all over me.

I was licking Sarah out and she jisumed in my mouth.
I gave Dave a blow job and had jisum all over me after he shot his load.
jisum by Will Dixon April 1, 2007
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Han Jisung

(n.) is a multitalented idol and artist who produce music, write lyrics, who's good at singing, dancing and rapping with so much charisma. he literally can do everything. he's kind, funny and smart person too!
han jisung is 4th gen ace
Han Jisung by skzace August 23, 2020
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Jisumon jisum jism Jismslap jisung jisus jism monkey jisun Jiume jesum

Han Jisung

Han Jisung was a squirrel in his past life. It has been proven by the way he looks and act. Han Jisung is such a cute boi, but don't get fooled. He is one of the best rappers out there and is known for his famous line "jeogiyo noona hogsi namjachingu isseoyo" in the 3racha song wow.
Han: * breathes *
Stays: "omg, Han Jisung is such a squirrel"
Han Jisung by Alex kkta January 2, 2020

jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

Han Jisung

Han Jisung, very VERY HOT LIKE OMFG!!!
me: omg Han Jisung is so hot!!
non kpop friend: huh...?
me: you dont know him... :(
Han Jisung by stan_skz_09 November 4, 2020
The love of my life.
Me: “Jisung is the love of my life and he deserves the whole world. Stan Jisung”
Jisung by jane_eatsfood April 14, 2020

Captain Jism 

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.
Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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