Definitions by Wilhelm Snakesnoot
screwbastard
An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.
Why does the dog smell like gasoline?
That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.
That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.
screwbastard by Wilhelm Snakesnoot June 26, 2023
pavement pancake
An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.
pavement pancake by Wilhelm Snakesnoot January 28, 2021