Definitions by Wichita Wanker

Broward Blowjob

When you cum in one of your girls ears and piss in the other, then put airpods in her ears and make her listen to trippy red.

My hoe was actin up so made her do a Broward Blowjob wit me.

Broward Blowjob by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.

Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

Baltimore Lobotomy by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

Fairfax Fax Machine by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.

Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.

Texico Rat Tail by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

Wichita Clarinet by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025