2 definitions by Whoppa wit da Choppa

kaosexual

being attracted to someone named Shakao or more specifically, Instagram user @kaosexual

Boy: "so what's your sexuality?"
Girl: "I'm kaosexual, he's so goated"

An Extremely handsome, smart and funny boy/man but he also intends to be a fuckboy.

Girl: Steven is so perfect i just wish he didnt fuck my whole friendgroup.
Girt #2: Girl he is such Kao watch out for him