by Whoopi Goldberg January 14, 2007
a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.
After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 23, 2008
when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked
by Whoopi Goldberg January 31, 2009
Getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow.
That turd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.
by Whoopi Goldberg March 20, 2010
a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.
by Whoopi Goldberg April 26, 2007
1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
by Whoopi Goldberg February 04, 2008
vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.
Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night
by Whoopi Goldberg March 01, 2007