blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.

Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!

by Whoopi Goldberg February 05, 2008

no sex

rubbing genitals but not having sex.

Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!

by Whoopi Goldberg December 12, 2008

meat cave

vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.

Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night

by Whoopi Goldberg March 02, 2007

swirly

a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.

That damn swirly is always coming in here with all the answers. I oughtta give him a black eye!

by Whoopi Goldberg May 05, 2007

hem job

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

After Forrest finished giving his first hem job, he looked like he had a mouth full of chocolate cherries. What an assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008

6 way call-out

when someone called out using the 6 ultimate call-outs consecutively:
1. Killed
2. Raped
3. Eaten
4. Shitted Out
5. Eaten again
6. Puked

"See that pile of shit puke? Yeah, that was Johnny before he got a 6 way call-out."

by Whoopi Goldberg January 30, 2009

chocolate cherries

a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.

Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2008