1. Gonorrhea 2. Syphillis 3. Aids 4. 1-3 all at once 5. Not sure what you got from whoever you slept with or whatever you touched.
Ewww... I probably shouldn't have touched that shopping cart handle. Now I have Gonosyphilaids.
or...
Oh no! I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...
or...
Oh no! I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...
by Whoever Whenever Whyever February 04, 2010