Definitions by WhoDatFreshBoi

Frogtied 

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.

After the burglar had frogtied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.

Frogtied by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Ugly Swan Syndrome 

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.

Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.

Ugly Swan Syndrome by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

Gabe the Dog by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Homo Saharicus 

Homo Saharicus is a modern species of human who split off of our European Homo Sapiens a few hundred thousand years ago. They then kept evolving in Africa until the 1500's, evolving black skin to protect from radiation but pure Homo Saharicus beings tend to be more aggressive than their Sapiens counterparts due to natural selection in their more dangerous homelands. After being introduced to Europe, Asia, and the Americas as slaves, Saharicus can now be found worldwide.

Homo Saharicus beings also have melanism, a condition that gives organisms more melanin. These African Humans can also interbreed with Homo Sapiens, like how Horses and Donkeys can crossbreed.

Homo Saharicus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 4, 2017

Cow Licker 

Someone who likes to lick loose pussy.

Look at Calvin! He's such a cow licker!

Cow Licker by WhoDatFreshBoi March 4, 2017

{(|)} 

An open pussy or vagina emogi, it can be used for masturbation or to signal being available for sex.

The pussy Emoji {(|)} in a text
Person 1 texts: Hello 2! {(|)
Person 2 texts: I was just gonna ask you that. Wanna bang tonight?

{(|)} by WhoDatFreshBoi March 4, 2017

Relationship Virgin 

When you have not been in a relationship yet because you are young or a loser. Also happens when you are ugly... *cries in corner* Always gets friendzoned!

I sucks being a relationship virgin in 7th grade! Everyone has already found love but me!

Relationship Virgin by WhoDatFreshBoi February 11, 2017