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Relationship Virgin

When you have not been in a relationship yet because you are young or a loser. Also happens when you are ugly... *cries in corner* Always gets friendzoned!
I sucks being a relationship virgin in 7th grade! Everyone has already found love but me!
by WhoDatFreshBoi February 11, 2017
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Despacito

When you're hitting her from behind and she keeps forgetting your name isn't "Help."
Despacito
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 14, 2018
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Woah Crash Bandicoot

Woah Crash Bandicoot is a forced meme on youtube, consisting of a 3D Crash Bandicoot saying "woah" three times in a sad voice, and then exclaiming "woah!" in an excited voice. He then becomes distorted, goes to the camera, and makes a random sound.
Woah Crash Bandicoot is basically a ripoff of Dat Boi.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2017
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Dildo Stick

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
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Footlock

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018
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Ethan James

Venn Diagram Boy. Sixteen popular Aussie, and has loads of followers on Quora and Instagram.
Ethan James is the ultimate god. Venn Diagrams are his source of power.
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 11, 2019
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Petacock

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.
The blue whale has a petacock.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017
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