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Poll of the Day (PotD) 

The gayest board on Gamefaqs.com where all the 12 year old PS2 fanboys hang out and bash Xbox because its so much better than that gay PS2
The Madsen decided to go to the PotD board in order to pwn 12 year old retards.

white sox 

a.k.a. the Chicago White Sox, was the first Major League Baseball team to join the American League. As of right now, they are in 1st place in the American League Central Division with a record of 30-23 and are light years ahead of their crosstown rivals, the Chicago Cubs (a.k.a. the "Scrubs"). The White Sox are home to some to superstars like Frank Thomas, Magglio Ordonez, Carlos Lee, and Mark Buerhle.

Baseballer doesnt know what he's talking about because it was the Red Sox who last won in 1918, not the White Sox. The white sox last appearance in the World Series was in 1959, but unfortunately lost.
Normal, stupid Chicagoan: Lets go see the Cubs, so we can get drunk and puke on the field!

Smart Chicagoan: Your an idiot. Why would you want to go see the Scrubs when you can see a vastly superior team like the White Sox? Moron.
white sox by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004

eric foreman 

The main character in That '70s Show. Currently, Eric is engaged to Donna Pinsciotti. Also the second most boring character, second only to his lover, Donna.
When Eric blew his curfew, his dad, Red Foreman, put his foot up his ass.

passionite love

You spelled 'passionate' wrong.

50 facts about men 

are us men supposed to be insulted by this list?
The best comic strip ever, bar none. Jason and Peter rule
Bill Amend, the author of Foxtrot, lives in Kansas City, where i live, and he autographed a Foxtrot book for me.
foxtrot by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

Adam Carolla 

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.