dirty bully

When you bang a mom and steal her kid's lunch on the way out.

I stopped over at Sarah's during my lunch break and realized I wasn't going to have time to stop for lunch, and gave her the dirty bully.

by White Feller April 27, 2017

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Soymen

A priority vegan semen substitute.

Neil: "I was with Debbie last night and she went down on me and swallowed!

Bob: " Really?!! I thought she was vegan!"

Neil: " She is, but we bought soymen."

by White Feller November 30, 2017