Fatty melt

Very obese person in a environment above 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Look, look at the fatty melt that just rolled out of the hot tub!

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.

Are your bologna spokes blown?

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019