Definitions by Well, TOO BAD!!!!!

Rule 371 

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

Rule 371 by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

Scooping the Warm Applesauce 

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

Scooping the Warm Applesauce by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016