A lithuanian (or other eastern european) public health official which is particulary barbariously eager for bribes.
Example:
First he won't have time for you during a normal visit.
Then he'll ask you to pay to come to him for a private appointment.
Even then he won't do anything until you give him a bribe.
And, after that he'll say: "Oh, good, now you got it" and will ask to pay him extra cash.
And, only then he will do the checks that you should have got anyways under the public health care.
Example:
First he won't have time for you during a normal visit.
Then he'll ask you to pay to come to him for a private appointment.
Even then he won't do anything until you give him a bribe.
And, after that he'll say: "Oh, good, now you got it" and will ask to pay him extra cash.
And, only then he will do the checks that you should have got anyways under the public health care.
by Watson_51 June 25, 2015