Water bottle bro's definitions

Davis

the type of guy to yearn for this same girl for years but never make a move

Davis: man, I can't get over this lady I feel like we keep coming back to each other
Friend: ask her out dude
Davis: nah, I'm good that's too scary
Friend: okay weirdo
Davis: but she is wifey material

Friend: so ask her out
Davis: nah I'm gonna monch on this cheese instead

by Water bottle bro March 8, 2026

Bubba dank yo

Something you say to your friend in math class when they don't understand what's going on

Friend 1: I don't understand this; can you explain it?
Friend 2: bubba dank yo
Friend 1: please?
Friend 2: bubba dank yoooo

by Water bottle bro January 25, 2026