Definitions by Watchinfool
sock shock
Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
sock shock by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
jizz jealous
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
jizz jealous by Watchinfool October 5, 2023
quad f'er
A quad f'er is a female freak foot feaster aka a girl who is into guys sweaty, smelly bare feet, socks and sneakers, especially guys toes and lickling (licking and tickling) with her tongue.
I had a quad f'er come over the other day to worship my feet while I played Call of Duty. When my little brother and his buds came in from skating all day, she practically tackled them all to take off their shoes and socks so she could smell lick and worship their bare feet.
quad f'er by Watchinfool October 3, 2023
quad f'er
A rare beast- a female freak feet feaster aka a toe-sucking girl who is into worshipping male sweaty, smelly barefeet and sniffing guy's rank socks and sneakers.
I had some of the guys over the other night to watch the game. One dude brought a girl who turned out to be a quad f'er. She practically tackled me to take off my shoes and socks! By the end of the game, she had licked all our bare feet and sucked our toes.
quad f'er by Watchinfool October 3, 2023
bro backer
When you understand that your little brother is horny but frustrated alot and tired of masterbating all the time. You provide him with a girl to fuck and get a blowjob from.
Numerous times after I hear sex noises going on, my little brother will come out of his bedroom naked except for a little towel around his waist. He then says to me, "dude, thanks for being not only a bro backer but also a good brother. The girl you got me is a freak! She said she wants to rim me, suck my toes and drain my balls again."
bro backer by Watchinfool October 2, 2023
seed line collector
When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.
seed line collector by Watchinfool September 30, 2023
chillin then grabbin o's
When you start by laying back and relaxing with your hands behind your head while getting an intense pornstar blowjob. You then finish by getting a huge nut while grabbing the sheets, curling your toes, head thrown back with your mouth forming an o-shape.
Dude I was chillin then grabbin o's last night. It was sweetly intense. My girlfriend gave me some awesome head for my birthday then gulped down my sperm twice.
chillin then grabbin o's by Watchinfool September 29, 2023