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A subset of the cuckold community - a guy who likes to watch his wife or girlfriend get baredicked hard by specifically skater boys. Also loves to watch his woman give blowjobs to only skater boys and their friends. The cuckolded guy will usually rub one out while watching or ask the boys if he can sniff their rank skate shoes while cranking one out.
Dude, some of us are heading down to a motel by the airport. There's an older sk8rbator dude there wants to watch a bunch of us fuck the shit outta his wife and bust a nut on her face.
by Watchinfool December 19, 2023
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Get the lapping the boys mug.Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
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Get the lapping the boys mug.When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
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Get the baredick mug.When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
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Get the jizz jealous mug.A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
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