A quad f'er is a female freak foot feaster aka a girl who is into guys sweaty, smelly bare feet, socks and sneakers, especially guys toes and lickling (licking and tickling) with her tongue.
I had a quad f'er come over the other day to worship my feet while I played Call of Duty. When my little brother and his buds came in from skating all day, she practically tackled them all to take off their shoes and socks so she could smell lick and worship their bare feet.
by Watchinfool October 03, 2023
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 05, 2023
Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 06, 2023
When you invite your male friend(s) to share your girlfriend for mfm threesome/spitroast/fuck and suck session(s), the guy becomes your extra significant other.
Dude, I enjoyed watching you fuck my girlfriend bare and get head from her. You wanna join us for another round and become our extrasig?
by Watchinfool February 21, 2025
To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.
"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023