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A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.
Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."
by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023
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Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.
Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.
Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!
Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.
Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.
Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.
Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.
Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.
Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.
Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.
Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.
Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.
Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.
Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.
Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!
Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.
Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.
Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.
Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.
Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.
Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.
Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.
Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.
Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.
by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023
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