Wang Guards 'R Us's definitions

wang guard

A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one

This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.

Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 5, 2005

backdoor 69

the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time

also known as the double salad toss

The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 6, 2005