Bug Bite

A person, "person A," who continues to annoyingly follow another person, "person B," around in an attempt to hook up with him/her. The act of "scratching" the Bug Bite is when person B decides to hook up with person A, regardless of the annoying nature of person A.
Sarah: I was at this party, and Shane got really drunk and was being a real Bug Bite to me.
Jessica: Well did you scratch it?
Sarah: Yeah...
Jessica: *shakes head in disgust*
by Waldo Black November 03, 2013
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Shower Shafting

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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