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vaiez
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Someone
who is
beyond
wise.
Omg
you are
so Vaiez
vaiez
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Vz
November 22, 2021
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smarty jones
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A smarty jones is when a
girl
grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it
snaps
back
and hits you.
I'll
give
you a
smarty
jones
smarty jones
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VZ
December 28, 2005
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