When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021
Christ on a bike, Sams just rung in, despite his Nissan Bavaria the Telfordian Tundra has reduced his semi capable 4x4 into a wheel spinning machine! We won't see that kid until the big thaw!
by Vorest-avenger December 16, 2021