Ajiffniff

When you're badged SAS former DSF and now CGS and you don't have the time or care to define words you can pretty much do what you want !

Alfie should use his ajiffniff to make sure people who used payday loans their money back.

by Vorest-avenger February 16, 2022

Irlam shuffle

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.

Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!

by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021