Von mannshaft's definitions

Japanese Bombing Run

When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.

this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.

Mico: Dude, i just preformed a Japanese Bombing Run!

Tom: Goddamn japanese...

by Von Mannshaft December 9, 2008

Polar Bear

Canary in a coal mine + 5,000

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!

by Von Mannshaft January 5, 2009

Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009

Butt Hash

A slang term for the street drug Jenkem.

Dude, i just got high off my ass on nose candy!

Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.

by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009