16 definitions by Vladimir Gluten
The art of trying to ask out a girl who is very clearly not interested in you and fumbling to try to end the conversation when you see she doesn't like you
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021