Definitions by Vladimir Gluten
Hobtroll
The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
Hobtroll by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Holy Shité
Holy Shité by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Rick roulette
A dangerous game in which one man makes a playlist on Spotify containing one "never gonna give u up" by Rick astley and five other songs of choice. The men then put the playlist on shuffle play, pass the phone around and whoever gets rickrolled first is either kicked from the game or made to drink straight vodka until he has to go to the hospital for a stomach pump
Rick roulette by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Vladimir Gluten
The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Vladimir Gluten by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Vodkæ
1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers
Vodkæ by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Fad hole
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
Fad hole by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Fad hole
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
Fad hole by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021