Definitions by Vinz Clortho

fart in the wind 

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

fart in the wind by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

Two fart warning 

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

Two fart warning by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

dry fart 

Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.

Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.

dry fart by Vinz Clortho April 7, 2008