Vinny Porrello's definitions

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

California Redwood

When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.

KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008