by Vince February 07, 2005
A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
by Vince August 25, 2004
1) One of the greatest, if not THE greatest rapper of all time. With complex and meaningful lyrisism showing much depths and growth of his chracter over the hottest beats.
2) Latin word meaning "To Conquer"
2) Latin word meaning "To Conquer"
by Vince November 16, 2004
After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.
by vince February 26, 2004
by Vince November 30, 2003