Definitions by Vin coosan

hundred meter splash 

Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.

That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.

hundred meter splash by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering the bread 

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

Buttering the bread by Vin coosan July 24, 2014