Laker

Someone who spreads loads of beef and shit

“Hey I really like that girl, should I ask her out”
“No she’s a huge laker”

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 08, 2018

Highway Glow

When your highlight is brighter than your future

Girl 1:"Omg - do you see poppin' that highlight is"
Girl 2: "Omg - check out that highway glow"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Capering

Accidentally getting a boner

“Ew - what the hell are you doing?”

“Shit I’m Capering!”

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 20, 2018

Scarfing

When you penetrate your sink hole with a thin spounge for pleasure. Typically done on Sundays.

"Hey dude, r u comin to church Sunday"

"Nah I feel like scarfing whilst my parents are out"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017