Victor Van Styn's definitions
pronounciation: THwun (TH as in the\that\this\bother rather THan thorax\through\et cetera)
the\that one
synonyms: her/him, him/her, her\him, him\her when direct object or object of a preposition; she/he, he/she, she\he, he\she when serving as the subject or in the predicate (less common).
See also: yit.
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the\that one
synonyms: her/him, him/her, her\him, him\her when direct object or object of a preposition; she/he, he/she, she\he, he\she when serving as the subject or in the predicate (less common).
See also: yit.
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by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005
Get the th‘onemug. 
by Victor Van Styn August 29, 2005
Get the 100%lymug. plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).
The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.
The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.
Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.
Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.
Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.
by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005
Get the monkey brainsmug. what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!
Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.
Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.
Eric: What d’ya mean?
Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.
Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?
Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.
Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..
Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..
Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..
Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?
Eric: May be, may be not..
Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.
*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*
by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005
Get the (s)lowmug. The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').
"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.
by Victor Van Styn January 3, 2007
Get the Jmug. His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain
``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!
`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005
Get the SpongeBob SquarePantsmug.