smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities
This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
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bejamble

verb - To elude someone. Mainly used in reference to a thought that has been lost due to marijuana intoxication. Where it feels like the thought is just beyond one's grasp. Quite often the particular idea seems of infinite importance or profundity, just to turn out to be inane. Pronounced with a southern accent.
"what were we just talking about?"
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."
by vertigo January 10, 2005
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cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
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spiffirific

A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.
That plan is spiffirific.
by Vertigo September 03, 2002
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quarky

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.
by Vertigo January 15, 2003
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spomerific

completely 1337
That new server design was so freakin' spomerific.
by Vertigo January 09, 2004
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Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 23, 2009
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