Definitions by Veronica Vermillion

Ironin' Maidens 

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

Ironin' Maidens by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

Melba Toast 

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com

Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."

Melba Toast by Veronica Vermillion February 5, 2010