Definitions by Vermont Department of Health
Greasy Chicken Wing
I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!
Greasy Chicken Wing by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026
Origami Timeout Chair
When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
Origami Timeout Chair by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025
Secondhand Queef
When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
Secondhand Queef by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020