Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020
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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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