Vermont Department of Health's definitions

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.

I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!

by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025