Vermont Department of Health's definitions
When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020
Get the Secondhand Queef mug.When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025
Get the Origami Timeout Chair mug.I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!
by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026
Get the Greasy Chicken Wing mug.