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Definitions by Vermont Department of Health

Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.
I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

Secondhand Queef 

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.