Vendetta Fist's definitions
Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
Get the angry handymug. Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
Get the Jordemug. ;when her nipples are lighter tinted then the skin around them giving the appearance of a photo negative, hence Negative & Nipple = Neggle.
by Vendetta Fist September 8, 2021
Get the Negglesmug. ; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.
Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017
Get the Taffy Pullermug. ; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021
Get the Smelly Pantiesmug. ; Release of ejaculate (cum, semen, baby batter, creamofsumyoungguy, Peter paste) when ones Penis is Bulging the throat of the receiver. Throat-bulge + Creampie = Bulgepie.
Guy: Oh yeah baby, take it! I’m gonna give you a massive bulgepie you filthy Slut, UGGHHHHHH!
Girl: Gurggllleeee
Girl: Gurggllleeee
by Vendetta Fist October 8, 2021
Get the bulgepiemug. (aka Camel Toe Ho); an Amazonian blonde who’s Yapper is the only thing bigger than her Flapper! It is believed she would perish if she ever STFU because she never does, the Bitch even be rambling on in her Sleep! The name says it all You can spot that Jammed Smoothered Toe from miles away & smell it from even further! Can be viewed in its wild habitat often rummaging through dumpsters or simply just out being a Bag Ho! And a filthy one at that!
Kriechy lookie there folks it the One & Only C.T.H.! Look at the size of that Gash My Oh My a Fella could get lost in there, many have & never returned! It’s said it consumes men like a Venus fly trap does Flys, engulfing them & slowly digesting them alive in its putrid Sludge! Don’t make eye contact or dare to gander that massive Booty that’s how she lures her prey, suddenly a man is clubbed up & next thing you know Swallowed Whole never to be seen again, sometimes you can hear them wailing for weeks on end from the depths of that Canyon of Twat!
by Vendetta Fist August 27, 2025
Get the C.T.H.mug.