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Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
Get the Jorde mug.antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment.
- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.
- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.
Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
Get the antelopian mug.;when her nipples are lighter tinted then the skin around them giving the appearance of a photo negative, hence Negative & Nipple = Neggle.
by Vendetta Fist September 8, 2021
Get the Neggles mug.Wook; A Caucasian male found lurking among Asians who hopes to integrate unnoticed into the culture of the Far East but actually while in the west, yeah that one white guy at the bar.
*NOTICE* Credit for this belongs to Bobby Lee & Theo Von
*NOTICE* Credit for this belongs to Bobby Lee & Theo Von
by Vendetta Fist January 16, 2023
Get the Wook mug.a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017
Get the boner narcalepsy mug.Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
Get the angry handy mug.; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021
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