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Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021
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Inpert

;one who embodies a deep perversion for the inverted nipple/nipple’s. ;a inverted nipple/Nipple’s pervert. ;a fetish for inverted nipple’s
Helga: My mans a total Inpert, he loves to suck em till they pop out like like a one of them Popper toys, & as soon as they flip script he’s at full attention!
Ursula: Well your lucky because Ol A.A. over here has a Dirty fetish to but it has nothing to do with Nipples isn’t that right Angus?!
Anus:🤷🏻 ♂️

Helga: What’s A.A. Stand for anyways?
Ursala: Anus Angus😒.
Helga:🤭Ohhhhhhhhh
by Vendetta Fist July 4, 2021
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boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017
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Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017
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Taffy Puller

; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.
Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017
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angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
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Neggles

;when her nipples are lighter tinted then the skin around them giving the appearance of a photo negative, hence Negative & Nipple = Neggle.
Guy: Dude You should see your sisters Neggles, sooo hot!

Other guy: WTF Fuck you dude!
by Vendetta Fist September 8, 2021
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