Vendetta Fist's definitions

Inpert

;one who embodies a deep perversion for the inverted nipple/nipple’s. ;a inverted nipple/Nipple’s pervert. ;a fetish for inverted nipple’s

Helga: My mans a total Inpert, he loves to suck em till they pop out like like a one of them Popper toys, & as soon as they flip script he’s at full attention!
Ursula: Well your lucky because Ol A.A. over here has a Dirty fetish to but it has nothing to do with Nipples isn’t that right Angus?!
Anus:🤷🏻 ♂️

Helga: What’s A.A. Stand for anyways?
Ursala: Anus Angus😒.
Helga:🤭Ohhhhhhhhh

by Vendetta Fist July 4, 2021

Chicken Farmer

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.

Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."

by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017

Neggles

;when her nipples are lighter tinted then the skin around them giving the appearance of a photo negative, hence Negative & Nipple = Neggle.

Guy: Dude You should see your sisters Neggles, sooo hot!

Other guy: WTF Fuck you dude!

by Vendetta Fist September 8, 2021

bulgepie

; Release of ejaculate (cum, semen, baby batter, creamofsumyoungguy, Peter paste) when ones Penis is Bulging the throat of the receiver. Throat-bulge + Creampie = Bulgepie.

Guy: Oh yeah baby, take it! I’m gonna give you a massive bulgepie you filthy Slut, UGGHHHHHH!
Girl: Gurggllleeee

by Vendetta Fist October 8, 2021

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!

by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"

by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017