Van Baggins's definitions

lotion lady

of Jamaican origin. A female who prefers to drink from the furry cup

That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

Purple rained

verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985

Chuufin' nora, I got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning

by Van Baggins November 12, 2004

Moulton & Brown

Origins on Oxford Street, London. A better class of lotion lady

Someone told me the other day that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Moulton & Brown

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.

by Van Baggins November 17, 2004

urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia

Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004