Definitions by Vagina McNuggets

splout 

When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.

"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"

splout by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

alaskan flu 

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.

"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"

alaskan flu by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

jazzfucked 

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

jazzfucked by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012