Definitions by VAN MAN

Carpet Bomb 

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

Carpet Bomb by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

Masturkin 

To masturbate while defecating on the toilet.

Jimmy could not convince his girlfriend to give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a masturkin.

Masturkin by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

vans 

amazing make of skate shoe. just cos you tossers cant affofd them.

vans kick the ass of reebok or nike any day.

vans by van man April 29, 2004