Definitions by V. I. Bonaparte

Pyrosexual

A person who, upon seeing or hearing fire, becomes sexually aroused. May or may not fantasize about and/or desire intercourse with fire.

George is a pyrosexual, make sure he doesn't try to rape the camp fire.

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One who becomes sexual aroused at the sight, sound, or idea of water. May or may not fantasize about and/or desire sexual intercourse with water.

The hydrosexuals picketted the pool until they were let in to fulfill their desires.

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